الخميس، يونيو 01، 2006

makiing FUN of Wiondows :-)

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users allacross the country, people are beginning to ask themselves ifWindows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answerto the above mentioned question, a study was done whichconcluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down thesystem as they do so.Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along withvaluable programs and systems.Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their systemis too slow and the user will buy new hardware.Same is the case with Windows, yet again.

So what do we conclude from here? Is Windows actually a virus? ;-)

Nope! It isn’t. You can certainly differentiate the two.
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated,and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there!Windows is not a virus.

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A: I have programmed a virus that will crash any windowz system,will you buy it
B: No thanx I get those for free when I buy my windowz

هناك 4 تعليقات:

  1. Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows

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  2. Windows - a virus with mouse support

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  3. The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

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  4. Damn Crashes Centre :-)يونيو 24, 2006 11:31 ص

    Hiroshima '45 - Tschernobyl '86 - Windows '98

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